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Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) Includes:
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 04/07/2015
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.4lbs
Size: 6.90h x 5.20w x 0.50d
ISBN: 9780761185642
Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) Includes:
- The theory of toddler evolution
- Mealtime (AKA Hell)
- Your unraveling life
- And how not to die inside
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 04/07/2015
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.4lbs
Size: 6.90h x 5.20w x 0.50d
ISBN: 9780761185642
