The ABC's of Killing Zombies

Welcome to the post-nuclear armageddon, where the world is infested with the undead and your survival depends on mastering the alphabet. The ABC'S of Killing ZOMBIES by Big Bob Harper is a darkly comedic, illustrated survival guide that takes you step-by-step through the process of becoming a full-fledged zombie hunter.

What to Expect Inside

• A to Z Demolition: Follow a fearless cast of children as they demonstrate twenty-six creative ways to rid the world of the zombie menace.
• Creative Weaponry: Discover wildly entertaining methods of destruction, whether it is Caprice chopping them up with her chainsaw, Felix frying them with a flamethrower, or Nelson nullifying them with nun-chucks.
• Outrageous Antics: The alphabetical arsenal leaves nothing off the table, showcasing everything from Gladys gutting the undead with grenades to Zack zinging them with his own pet zombie.
• Satirical Survival Advice: The book doubles as a tongue-in-cheek training manual, encouraging newly trained slayers to practice these methods on friends and family-but of course, only if they have actually turned into zombies.
• Dark Comedy: Perfect for fans of horror parodies and schlock entertainment, this guide reminds readers that even during a gruesome apocalypse, "no matter what, be sure to have fun!".

Author: Big Bob Harper
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Schlock Treatment
Published: 10/01/2026
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.22lbs
Size: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d
ISBN: 9798993072654
2nd Edition