Near Miss America

"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it--Southern, beauty queen rap, that is.

Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up

It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras

And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons

Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves

Author: Lavinia Cox, Howard Elgison
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Bookbaby
Published: 11/12/2022
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 8.43h x 5.43w x 0.32d
ISBN: 9781792374692