I Can Explain Everything: Confessions of a Pet Capybara

Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?

I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world's largest rodents, but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age.

This isn't "How to Capybara" anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, don't look here I can tell you what's in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz

Author: Stacy Winnick
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Bratty Capybara Press
Published: 10/16/2017
Pages: 202
Weight: 0.67lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.46d
ISBN: 9780999397602