{"product_id":"italy-can-bite-me-a-vacation-romantic-comedy-9781947775138","title":"Italy Can Bite Me: A Vacation Romantic Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote To Self: Don't Fall For Your Tour Guide's \"Rock Solid\" Tower of Pisa.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are two types of people: planners and chaos-makers. I, Katie Crawford, am the former-color-coded, laminated, and ready for anything. So when my fiancé dumps me for being too Type A,  I do the logical thing: fly to Italy with my cougar aunt's senior-swingers'-bus-tour to prove I can be spontaneous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan: Loosen up. Be fun. Win my fiancé back. The problem: Him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMatteo Monti-ridiculously gorgeous, charming, and smug. My Italian tour guide who treats life like a never-ending holiday. He calls me Checklist. I call him Walking Red Flag. Now, thanks to some highly suspicious booking errors, we're sharing hotel rooms, stealing kisses under Venetian stars, and fighting over who's in control (Spoiler: It's me. Obviously).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTour Guide Rule #1: Don't Catch Feelings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCiao, I'm Matteo, and I have a system. Show tourists Italy, flex my forearms, avoid emotional entanglements. Simple, right? Until I meet her-Katie-stubborn, uptight, and impossible to resist. The more I push, the harder she pushes back. And now? I'm forgetting why I ever made rules at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's running from perfect. I'm hiding from forever. But on these winding Italian roads, we might just crash right into love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eItaly Can Bite Me is a spicy, laugh-out-loud romcom about desire, detours, and what happens when life refuses to follow the itinerary. Meghan Quinn fans will love this Opposites Attract, Vacation Fling, Road Trip romance with steamy Forced Proximity and Snarky Banter as Foreplay. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melisa Ryun\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Create Mode Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeries:\u003c\/b\u003e Hot Mess Summer #1\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 380\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.87lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.85d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781947775138","brand":"Create Mode Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45046456057993,"sku":"9781947775138","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/9240\/6921\/files\/img_edd8319c-ad21-4177-97ec-45de75b6ae87.jpg?v=1765399611","url":"https:\/\/sonsanddaughtersbooks.com\/products\/italy-can-bite-me-a-vacation-romantic-comedy-9781947775138","provider":"Sons and Daughters Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}