{"product_id":"how-to-save-your-child-from-ostrich-attacks-accidental-time-travel-and-anything-else-that-might-happen-on-an-average-tuesday-9781948836456","title":"How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe parenting humorist behind the viral Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn and author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse presents the long-awaited guide to surviving everything else\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn the era of instant parent shaming and viral hot takes, some questions are too dangerous to ask out loud: What's the proper first aid for my toddler's vampire bite? What should I do if I take a wrong turn on the way to soccer practice and end up in the Cretaceous Period? How can I fend off Godzilla without disrupting my child's nap? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFortunately, there's now a parenting resource that answers those burning questions and many more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eProfessional comedy writer and amateur father James Breakwell's latest book tackles more than 90 survival challenges ordinary parents might encounter in their everyday lives, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cli\u003e How to protect your child against tigers, penguins, mastodons, and other animals found in the suburbs. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e How to defeat ghosts, gremlins, mummies, and any other supernatural force that might prevent you from getting your kid to bed on time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e How to survive crashing horses, trains, hot air balloons, and other vehicles you might find in the carpool lane. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is an essential guide for anyone who has children, might have children someday, or is vaguely aware children exist. Put this book down at your own--and your children's--risk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e James Breakwell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Benbella Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/05\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.75lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.90h x 6.00w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781948836456\u003c\/li\u003e","brand":"Benbella Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45046455238793,"sku":"9781948836456","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/9240\/6921\/files\/img_d12e7185-bcde-4682-87ed-5226db7fc8f6.jpg?v=1765399595","url":"https:\/\/sonsanddaughtersbooks.com\/products\/how-to-save-your-child-from-ostrich-attacks-accidental-time-travel-and-anything-else-that-might-happen-on-an-average-tuesday-9781948836456","provider":"Sons and Daughters Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}