{"product_id":"grandmas-valentine-abduction-9781967578177","title":"Grandma's Valentine Abduction","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA mysterious ninja kidnaps another lonely senior citizen and places her with a family in need of a grandparent.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLovey Dearheart, a sixty-nine-year-old dance instructor and retired Las Vegas showgirl, has never been lucky in love. Has she escaped the unwanted attention of an obsessive fan only to be whisked away by a ninja?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Lovey goes missing, her sultry dance class for senior citizens at the Happy Marmot Community Center becomes gym receptionist Brie Bramble's responsibility. Twenty-five-year-old Brie tries to twerk her way into the role of the missing elderly woman, with disastrous results. To make matters more complicated, Brie has close encounters with a ninja her PI father never seems to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe seniors pay Thorne Bramble peanut brittle to find Lovey. His investigation takes him into the lair of a donut-loving mastermind who counsels incels in the art of seduction. Colorado Springs's finest PI teams up with his daughter to crack the case. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan Brie and Thorne locate Lovey Dearheart before she becomes the permanent Valentine for a family of musical theater fanatics?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Catherine Dilts,Merida Bass\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Top Hat Cat Publishing LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/28\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeries:\u003c\/b\u003e The Ninja Grandparent Placement Mysteries #2\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 220\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.57lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781967578177","brand":"Top Hat Cat Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45606464520329,"sku":"9781967578177","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/9240\/6921\/files\/img_85095923-9c9c-41bb-a45f-7ce382a78966.jpg?v=1776752243","url":"https:\/\/sonsanddaughtersbooks.com\/products\/grandmas-valentine-abduction-9781967578177","provider":"Sons and Daughters Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}